Tired of your coffee being as worthless as a raincheck in the Sahara? Introducing the Cash Value Coffee Mug! Just like a cash value life insurance policy, this mug is more than just a vessel for your morning joe. It's an investment in your day!
Okay, okay, it won’t actually earn you interest, but it will keep your coffee hot and your spirits higher than a dividend payout. So, while you may not be able to retire on this mug, at least you can start your day off with a smile (and a caffeine boost).
Disclaimer: This mug does not guarantee financial security. Please consult a financial advisor for actual investment advice.